On A Scale Of 1-Wilbon, Tom Brady's First Pitch Was A Zero
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Did you hear that guys? Tom Brady’s opening pitch was a ZERO, a fucking ZERO*
*According to Michael Wilbon’s opening day pitch scale where he compares every first pitch to his first pitch that he did that one time at Wrigley, you know where the Cubs play, WRIGLEY FIELD, ever heard of it? Wilbon once pitched there.