Fellas, Hot Yoga Domes Are About To Rescue Your COVID-19 Dating Life

I'm well aware most of you reading this don't give a shit about yoga or hot yoga domes; you've never done yoga, never wanted to do yoga, and never intend on doing yoga. Instead, you will continue to be quietly grateful for it because... 

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Butt for THAT reason, you should give a shit. 

Now is not the time to be a closed-minded baby; now is the time to get creative. We're not living under ordinary circumstances. When/if everything goes back to normal, you can go back to not-caring, but desperate times call for desperate measures. And considering most people haven't interacted with a complete stranger they find attractive in months, I'd say "desperate" is the appropriate word. 

The problem is the majority of people, the non-idiotic ones, are not down to share an intimate, enclosed space with someone whose health could put them at risk. Depending on where you live, this could severely limit your date spots. Here in NYC, restaurants and bars were closed until today, when the city opened up outdoor-only dining. So if you meet someone after being isolated for what seems like forever, where are you asking them to meet you?

It's perfect. She'll be surprised you thought of such a creative idea that adheres to social distancing guidelines, and she'll find it absolutely adorable when you tell her you're a yoga-virgin and "a little nervous." Not only will she feel special that you were willing to try something new for her, but when she feels fantastic after the class (the magic of yoga), she'll have you to thank for it.

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Meanwhile, you'll be thankful for the view.

Namaste.