Scumbag Mets Fan Sucks At Tossing A Beer On Old Man Sizemore

“If they were in Philly that would have been batteries, vomit or snowballs.” – Everyone.

Doesn’t anyone in this country show respect for their elders anymore? Grady already has issues running to the spot without breaking his shit. Hops to the eye could blind him for the rest of his days. That Mets scum didn’t even have enough balls to follow through on the splash. Stellar waste of $14 right there.

In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Philadelphia Phillies 2015 right field position has been solely occupied by Grady Sizemore and Jeff Franceour. If this were 2005 I’d be doing dickflips in the streets, but it’s not. At this point they might as well give Jim Eisenreich or Ron Gant another crack at it for kicks.