Kanye Held An Impromptu Concert In The Middle Of An Armenian Lake And Now People Are Selling The Water He Touched

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I’m pretty sure Kanye thought he was going to walk on water there. Was just like here we go, this is my moment, I’m in the Middle East*, this is Jesus’ land, prophet time, let’s do this. And you know what, I actually thought for a second he may as well. That’s the beauty of Kanye, he’s so fucking bananas that you start to believe bananaland actually exists. Also add in the fact that he’s in Armenia because Kim wanted him to see her “homeland” and I’d be jumping into lakes as well. That quite literally sounds like the worst trip of all time. Standing in the Desert with the Kardashians for a week while they try to teach you about their fake ass “history and culture?” Just thinking about that makes me want to die.

Now these people, these people are the fucking worst.

*I think Armenia is in the middle east, zero percent chance I could point to it on a map. Is it even a country?