Drake Basically Puked On His Shoes After Madonna Kissed Him On The Lips At Coachella Last Night

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You know when you see your grandmother or your Aunt at a family gathering and you go in for that side cheek kiss only to accidentally pick the wrong side and get caught in between for the straight up lip smacker, that’s basically what happened right here. Stale moth ball breath and red lipstick. Just can’t be more over the hill and washed up than kissing a guy and having him puke on his shoes. Sad sad day for Madonna. Sex symbol for an entire generation and now she’s making people vomit in their own mouth. Time to hang them up. You’re now that creepy mom that dresses inappropriately and talks like a teenager, people may not say to your face that they want you to stop but please understand, we’re all thinking it.

This picture says it all.

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I’m so intimidated by Coachella. All I know is that it’s some huge festival some place West of Chicago and anyone who’s anyone attends and they all look young and hot and do shit loads of molly and coke and the girls wear those weird jean shorts and put flowers in their hair. Fucking sucks getting old.