Reader Email – This Dude Just Reinvented the Late Night Drunk Pizza Game Forever

Reader Email

Last night just throwing out some trash when I stumble upon this pizza slaying drunk. Just chillen in the alley not giving a single fuck. I wanted a slice of pepperoni but not with some Boston back alley urine.

TallPaul

This motherfucker can play for me anyday.  Just a savage pizza game.  Ordering two larges for himself, cozing up to a police cruiser, talking to some babes and stuffing his face with pie.  Why wait till you get home?  Pizza waits for no man.  Team Pizza 4 Life.