When Did Tiger Woods Become a Charity Case?

So the internet is freaking out about Tiger Woods being back because he’s 2 under at the Masters. He’s getting standing ovations every hole he plays. Trent’s got full blown slush panties over it. Umm are people kidding me with this shit? What is Tiger some sort of charity case now? He’s back because he didn’t quit? Because he didn’t fake an injury and walk off the course? Like if I were him I’d be disgusted with all this “Tiger is back” talk. This guy was on pace to be the greatest golfer who ever lived by a mile. Now people are freaking out when he makes a god damn cut. The dude is 39 years old. He should still be in the prime of his career. He shouldn’t be getting standing ovations for being 12 shots behind in a tournament he’s won 4 times like he’s Tom Watson. Tiger ain’t even close to back. He hasn’t been back since Elin smashed his face in with a golf club. He’ll probably never be back and his career will be more remembered for the epic decline rather than his prodigious success. And possibly for disgusting male pattern baldness. Clean it up Tiger!