It's Home Opener Time! Pop That Shirt Off!
Home opener time baby. The Yard is rockin. The O’s are buzzin. And the Blue Jays are Canadian. Nothing else to do but pop the top off and show the summer body. Might as well just give the Birds the W now. Can’t beat the O’s on the field, can’t beat the fans in pure sex appeal, can’t beat us anywhere.
First pitch time for the first of 81 home games. Is 81-0 a possibility? After that toftb performance you’d be insane not to at least consider it.
h/t @BarstoolBigCat