IT'S SOXTOBER 2020 BITCHES!!! UPDATE: WTF IS GOING ON??? UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: WE'RE CLOSE TO AN AGREEMENT... I THINK

FUCK YOU CARL!!!!! 

I don't give a fuck that it's an abbreviated season. It's OFFICIALLY time to shove the White Sox down the entire country's throats the moment games start. Nobody gives a fuck about the White Sox but you butter respect their goddamn roster because it's coming for the entire fucking league.

UPDATE AS I CONSTRUCT THIS BLOG:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? I JUST WANT FUCKING BASEBALL GODDAMNIT JUST SIGN THE FUCKING DOCUMENTS