This Week In Bizarro Internet Porn Comments
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, you may suck as a human being because Jordan Spieth is a million times better at life at the age of 21 right now than you’ll ever be. Sure, your favorite NHL team may end up being a bunch of dicks and miss the playoffs this year. But you know what? At least you’re not commenting on internet porn. Things could always be much worse, and we can be thankful for that. So let’s get to it.
I’m almost positive Anonymous planted this here on purpose. Because you know this was directed toward Barstool with how they misspelled “Anonymous” two separate ways. Now I’m scared.
There’s definitely been a comment like this before, but the moment you use the word “cervix” whilst commenting on porn, you immediately place yourself in the 1% of biggest freaks in the world.
Tiefuoon is here to remind us that Game Of Thrones finally returns this Sunday. Can’t wait!
Would love to get a glimpse of mojavemike’s search history.
2-for-1 special here. First off, we have 69luv69 making a triumphant return to the ranks. “Yummy little girl” is the most rapey thing I’ve ever read in my life. And then we have InnominateBros who is going about the job search in the absolute best way possible.
Jesus christ… You know what? I think I might just start a completely new feature that ranks the top 10 69luv69 comments of the week. The dude is all over the place and I have half a mind to alert the authorities because someone needs to check out this dude’s basement to make sure nobody is tied up down there.
“Meat curtains” will always make me laugh/gag my ass off. Also, with this username he missed a great opportunity for a “sleeve of wizard” reference.
Again, all the incest talk in the Pornhub comment section really makes me question humanity. Really makes you wonder if living is worth it or not.
Did DEADPOOLSTEVE just break the biggest news in the past 7 years in politics? Does Obama actually have a hooker fund? Tune in to Fox News tonight for exclusive details.
And with that, another week of freaks has come and gone. Thanks a lot for stopping by, ya perverts. Hopefully nobody saw their username here and if you did, go take a lap or 20. If you ever come across and golden comments throughout your time on Pornhub, feel free to send them my way @BarstoolJordie.
Hope you all have a great weekend. Stay sexy out there.