Reader Email - Hank Was Tim Riggins Last Night
Get it Hank! Get it! Listen you can say whatever you want about Hank’s game but when you start talking dirty to a chick about being Tim Riggins that’s the sexiest thing ever. Like I don’t care if this chick said she wanted Hank to bend her over and bang her in the ass saying you want a dude to be your Tim Riggins is way hotter. Handsome Hank is Tim Riggins. Tim Riggins is Handsome Hank.
PS – Kind of a dick move by the chick to show her buddies these DM’s. Obviously they were gonna send them into Barstool. Almost as big a dick head move as Hank’s boss publishing this blog.
Double PS – I’d probably have a threesome with Riggins and if our swords cross so be it.