Today I Learned That Texas A&M Yell Leaders Used To Grab Their Own Balls To Share Pain With Their Football Team

I like to think of myself as a knowledgable college football fan, but I'll be honest....I have never heard of this  until I saw Blinkin Riley's tweet:

That "Aggie Traditions Matter" sign is, just like the yell leaders grabbing their dicks when A&M is losing, very real. 

There have been a lot of bizarre videos that have gone viral on Twitter during the past few weeks, but this one may be the weirdest. I think those singing the fight songs are protesting the folks that are asking for a statue on A&Ms campus to be taken down. The aliens have be looking down at us so confused that we labeled a cult as a place where "higher learning" occurs.