I've Never Wanted To Hurt Somebody More Than I Want To Hurt This Kansas City Royals Fan

I’m having a bad day. It’s rainy and freezing outside. They’re doing construction in the office next door to us and have been drilling for 30 hours straight. There’s literally an animal trying to eat its way out of the wall next to me. The internet keeps kicking out. Absolutely nothing is going my way. To say I’m on edge would be an extreme understatement. Anything could make me snap at any moment. And this motherfucker?

This fucking guy right here did the job. I’ve officially lost it. I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face more than I want to punch this guy. You could kill my dog right now and you’d still only be my second least favorite person on earth. Everything about him makes my goddamn blood boil. The hair, the suit, the sunglasses, the singing. It’s all bullshit. He’s the fucking asshole who does something goofy but still tries to look good while doing it. Like they’re planning a video that will intentionally make them look like assholes but all he’s thinking is “How can I come out of this looking good? I’ll have quaffed hair. And cool guy shades. And I’ll try and ‘sing’ all hot and shit. Yeah the chicks will love this!” Well guess what dude? It all sucks. You failed. I officially hate the Royals. Fuck you right in your stupid face.