This morning, Carl wrote about how Miller Lite needs to bring back the vortex bottles. You can read that blog here:
While I agree wholeheartedly with the entire thesis of that blog, I would like to make one not-so-subtle addition: I would like to propose that Miller Lite brings back the man law commercials. They were some of the funniest commercials of their time. Just a bunch of the manliest men that could possibly man sitting around a table talking about red meat and football and power tools and stuff. If you don't know what I'm talking about, here are a few via youtube:
I would like to note that a great tasting/less filling Miller Lite does NOT limit itself to solely being consumed by men. Women can enjoy a great tasting, less filling Miller Lite any time they damn well please as well. That said, I just wish we were in a time when we could laugh at a commercials as blatantly satyrical and mindlessly funny as the we did with the man law commercials. Fucking brilliant they were. Sucks they got old yeller'd like they did.