Woman Talks On Her Phone While It's Still Attached To A Selfie Stick Because Fuck Everything

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That’s it.  RIP human civilization.  We had a good run but I think we’ve advanced a little too far honestly.  The very instant someone’s brain had the thought of, “You know what? We should create a stick that helps people take selfies” we should’ve packed it in.  It was fun while it lasted.  I’d say streaming porn was our biggest accomplishment as a species.  Maybe cinnamon rolls.  But probably streaming porn.  Is that lady kidding me?  Like owning a selfie stick doesn’t make you a big enough asshole as is.  Nope.  I’m just gonna go ahead and answer my phone with it still attached.  This looks natural, right?  Am I using it right?  Somebody needed to grab her selfie stick and phone and tomahawk toss them to Jupiter.

 

PS- Okay, even if we’re not going to shut it down as a civilization, that lady probably should.  Everything has passed her by.  Everything.  She has the same look my parents have when I try and tell them they need to update the operating system on their lap top if they keep getting reminders.  Confusion and a hint of sadness that the world has sprinted past them like Usain Bolt.