KFC In Oklahoma Accidentally Blasts Hardcore Porn While Customers Are Eating

(Source) Things were more than finger-licking good at this KFC. An Oklahoma branch of the fried-chicken chain played porn on its dining room TV, much to the amusement of a chuckling customer who captured the bizarre viewing on camera. “So, I’m sitting here in KFC…” Gerald Whalen says before panning his phone to a corner TV broadcasting a steamy sex scene.

“I don’t even want to turn around,” his shocked wife says as he bursts into a fit of laughter. The couple was eating dinner in the near-empty eatery with their two 6-year-old boys, they told Fox 8 TV. “I looked up from my plate, and we’re talking full nudity,” Whalen said

A customer who was less entertained by the free show alerted a manager, who quickly turned off the TV, he said. Whalen’s 37 second-clip has been viewed more than 180,000 times since he posted it on YouTube last week. It was an “isolated incident,” KFC spokesman Rodrigo Coronel said in a statement.

“We apologize for any negative dining experiences that may have occurred as a result of the restaurant’s TV being changed without our awareness or permission to a station showing inappropriate content,” he said. “We are taking measures to ensure programming like this cannot be accessed in the future.”

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I don’t even understand how this exactly happens but I will say this, if it is going to happen, pretty lucky by KFC to have it happen to a guy with a sense of humor. You watch that video and you realize that guy right there is cool as fuck. Wife and kids sitting with him enjoying a nice Family Meal and all he can do is laugh his ass off at the anal pounding going on over the KFC video system. That’s a guy you can win with right. That’s a guy that gives me hope that the rest of the country doesn’t completely suck because 99 times out of 100 if a place accidentally plays hardcore porn it’s ending up in a lawsuit and huge scandal by some uptight soccer mom or dickhead father who hates his life. These guys though, I like them, give them Free KFC for life.

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There used to be a place in Madison when I was in school that would specifically play hardcore porn while you ate your breakfast. I’m talking Double Anal, creampies, cum swaps the works. Nothing quite like eating eggs and bacon while watching a chick get blasted in a full restaurant. Quite the experience.