Okay so apparently this was a joke and the libs don't *actually* try to get a children's cartoon that portrays a dog as a police officer canceled.
Ha ha ha, really funny you guys. You even got Senator Cruz, our president's son, and other right wing buffoons to buy into your little troll job:
Are those people idiots? I don't know. Probably. But read this excerpt from the NYT article and tell me it doesn't read exactly like an article you'd 100% see in the year 2020:
It was only a matter of time before the protests came for “Paw Patrol.”
“Paw Patrol” is a children’s cartoon about a squad of canine helpers. It is basically a pretense for placing household pets in a variety of cool trucks. The team includes Marshall, a firefighting Dalmatian; Rubble, a bulldog construction worker; and Chase, a German shepherd who is also a cop. In the world of “Paw Patrol,” Chase is drawn to be a very good boy who barks stuff like “Chase is on the case!” and “All in a police pup’s day!” as he rescues kittens in his tricked-out S.U.V.
But last week, when the show’s official Twitter account put out a bland call for “Black voices to be heard,” commenters came after Chase. “Euthanize the police dog,” they said. “Defund the paw patrol.” “All dogs go to heaven, except the class traitors in the Paw Patrol.”
You can't. Satire has to be blatantly satirical. This article hit too close to home and that's coming from someone who takes pride in his trolling abilities.
I mean I can't even blame anyone for falling for the "prank". I would have too had I not saw that it was a "joke" right off the bat. In fact I'm still not so sure it is a joke, and that's why I have prank and joke in quotation marks. There are so many broken-brained people on the internet. Those people calling for the cancelling a cartoon police dog solely because he dons a badge makes all the sense in the world right now. It immediately made me think, "yep, that makes sense. People are unhinged."
But lucky for all of us, Chase is still on the case. He's going to keep saving kittens from trees and will continue patrolling the mean streets until he's too old to do so anymore. When that time comes, his owners will put him down and then get another dog to replace him with a few weeks later. Ya know, just like what happens with every other American family and their dog.
Also - this show rocks and guarantee Chase has about 100 litters of puppies out there. Dude fucks