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Bryson DeChambeau Just Dropped A Very Strange Quarantine Recap Video

I'm not quite sure how to describe what I just watched. Essentially it's a 15-minute recap of Bryson DeChambeau's quarantine.......except there's zero talking. None. Zip. Zilch. He never says one single word the entire time. The majority of it is just him doing random tasks around his house or working on his golf game set to elevator music. I thought surely the music was going to fade at some point and he was going to talk but he never did. It felt like we were waiting for an EDM drop that never came. He just kept driving his Bentley around and the music kept playing. It felt like he was shooting a video for Getty images so they could get a bunch of stock photos of him doing random tasks.

Now before you say, "Oh you're just being hard on him because you and your podcast have a checkered past with him" do me a favor and watch the video. Just watch it. I guarantee around the 4-minute mark you'll think to yourself, "What the fucking is happening?" I went into it with an open mind and that's what happened to me.

In case you don't want to sit through the 15 minutes, I jotted down a few notes for a quick recap of his recap  

Bryson makes breakfast 

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Bryon eats breakfast 

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Bryson gets groceries 

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Bryson watches TV 

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Bryson looks like the saddest man on the planet while staring out the window 

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Bryson grills meats 

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Bryson trims trees

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Bryson cleans his pool 

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Bryson tight rope walks 

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Bryson drops the top on his Bentley 

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Bryson drives his Bentley 

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Bryson meets with an unknown man who we are to assume is going to help him build his future dream home on this piece of property

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Bryson watches a thunderstorm 

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Heavy-handed inspirational quote 

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Bryson washes his Bentley 

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Bryson drives his Bentley some more 

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Bryson gets jacked in a Rocky-like montage 

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Heavy-handed inspirational quote #2 

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Bryson shoots hoops in Chris Como's living room 

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Bryson works on his swing in Chris Como's living room 

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And that's sorta it through 13 minutes. The last two minutes are him at a driving range getting ready to return to the PGA Tour. Again, there is no talking during the entire thing. NONE. It's just music and Bryson DeChambeau living his life during quarantine. I guess it was kind cool to see behind the scenes of the guy's life but it was also a bit off putting. I don't know man. Strange stuff.