I'm not quite sure how to describe what I just watched. Essentially it's a 15-minute recap of Bryson DeChambeau's quarantine.......except there's zero talking. None. Zip. Zilch. He never says one single word the entire time. The majority of it is just him doing random tasks around his house or working on his golf game set to elevator music. I thought surely the music was going to fade at some point and he was going to talk but he never did. It felt like we were waiting for an EDM drop that never came. He just kept driving his Bentley around and the music kept playing. It felt like he was shooting a video for Getty images so they could get a bunch of stock photos of him doing random tasks.
Now before you say, "Oh you're just being hard on him because you and your podcast have a checkered past with him" do me a favor and watch the video. Just watch it. I guarantee around the 4-minute mark you'll think to yourself, "What the fucking is happening?" I went into it with an open mind and that's what happened to me.
In case you don't want to sit through the 15 minutes, I jotted down a few notes for a quick recap of his recap
Bryson makes breakfast
Bryon eats breakfast
Bryson gets groceries
Bryson watches TV
Bryson looks like the saddest man on the planet while staring out the window
Bryson grills meats
Bryson trims trees
Bryson cleans his pool
Bryson tight rope walks
Bryson drops the top on his Bentley
Bryson drives his Bentley
Bryson meets with an unknown man who we are to assume is going to help him build his future dream home on this piece of property
Bryson watches a thunderstorm
Heavy-handed inspirational quote
Bryson washes his Bentley
Bryson drives his Bentley some more
Bryson gets jacked in a Rocky-like montage
Heavy-handed inspirational quote #2
Bryson shoots hoops in Chris Como's living room
Bryson works on his swing in Chris Como's living room
And that's sorta it through 13 minutes. The last two minutes are him at a driving range getting ready to return to the PGA Tour. Again, there is no talking during the entire thing. NONE. It's just music and Bryson DeChambeau living his life during quarantine. I guess it was kind cool to see behind the scenes of the guy's life but it was also a bit off putting. I don't know man. Strange stuff.