Bubba's Menu For The Masters Champions Dinner Was Booooooooooooring

That’s it?  Hey Bubba, remember the ESPN poll that came out a couple days ago that said most Tour players wouldn’t help you in a fist fight?  Well this is the shit they’re talking about.  You don’t go to war with somebody who disrespects you with a meal like that.  That might be the most boring dinner of all time.  Not just the most boring in Master Champions Dinner history, we’re talking in the history of meals.  Hobos would throw that out.  Grilled chicken breasts are what people eat when they’re on a diet, not when they’re having a boys dinner with some of the greatest golfers ever.  I’m embarrassed for Bubba.  I really am.  The guy can’t do anything right (except golf, he’s REALLY good at that).  And don’t tell me, “Well, he served that in 2013 too” because that makes it even worse.  One time?  Okay maybe that’s a mistake and you go, “Damn, I messed this up big time” and you change it next time if there is a next time.  To force feed previous Masters champions chicken breasts and green beans TWICE is an insult.  Mac and cheese is good.

My Champions Dinner menu:

Hot and Sour Soup from my favorite Chinese takeout place

Texas Roadhouse Rolls with Cinnamon Butter

Spicy Mongolian Chicken from my favorite Chinese takeout place

a billion crab rangoons- don’t stop eating until you puke

Pints of Cake Batter with Heath from Cold Stone

you’re welcome

PS- Wouldn’t mind getting my hands on that menu though.  Some pretty decent golfers on there.