David Price Asked His Twitter Followers For Their Best Fantasy Team Names

David Price asks twitter for the coolest/most creative fantasy team names, winner gets his opening day game ball. Let’s jump right into it.

Love it.

Need it.

Gotta have it.

Is he half-Man and half-Bearpuig or half-Manbear and half-Puig? No one can say for sure.

Doesn’t really apply, but always, bro. Always.

Oscar winners, American Music Awards winners, and now potentially a part of a David Price game ball twitter contest winning answer? That’s the career triple crown for Three 6 Mafia.

Explanations always make humor and creativity more enjoyable!

If you claim Juan UriBAE wouldn’t be your top emoji then you are a liar.

Wine em, dine em, 69 em, kick em out of your penthouse in a black car with a gift basket so they won’t tell the whole world that you fucked them.

Stop embarrassing me dad!

Calling anyone who a) criticizes him and b) isn’t a professional athlete a nerd is right up David Price’s alley so I’d say this guy’s got a legit shot. Also, if you need a reminder of how David Price is a thin-skinned coward, you can check out a few examples on my old blog.

Anthony, you have a long, promising career ahead of you. Don’t do this plz.

PS: I win.