Barstool's Midweek (Mini) Soccer Guide
Sam’s Midweek (Mini) Soccer Guide
Hi haters!
My beloved Badgers lost last night thereby confirming my suspicions that I – as a Tottenham fan – am simply not allowed to have nice things. But in the state of depressed drunkenness that I awoke in this morning I realized there’s an important an EPL game scheduled for today and, as is my duty as Barstool’s designated lawn fairydom connoisseur, it’s time to fight through the pain and make you some moneys.
So quick hitter, let’s do this…
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ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
Aston Villa (+105)
QPR (+270)
Draw (+240)
Relegation battle royale! The clubs sit in 17th and 19th place near the foot of the EPL table at the moment and the importance of three points in this game cannot be overstated. QPR is coming off a massive 4-1 win over West Brom on Saturday while Aston Villa got their asses handed to them at Old Trafford, losing to United 3-1. So anybody picking the Villans must be a fool, right?
Damn straight! Villa at home has been a different team under Tim Sherwood and QPR’s inconsistency this season has been the stuff of legend so gimme dem Villans! Lock of the millennium!
Villa to win 3-1.
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Lots of Spanish and German soccer on today as well, though many of the games have already kicked off. I’ll be back on Friday with the normal weekend preview. Don’t miss me too much.
Note: if you ever are DYING to read words about soccer, the link to my latest post can always be found on my twitter homepage (just an FYI)
Holler,
Samuel Z. Army