HEY GOD, STOP STEALING ALL THE HOT OLD LADIES

CTV - Just days after becoming the world’s oldest documented person, 116-year-old Gertrude Weaver died Monday in Arkansas. Weaver became the oldest person in the world after the death of a 117-year-old Japanese woman last week, according to records kept by the Los Angeles-based Gerontology Research Group. Weaver was born in 1898.

First Misao, now this?? MAKE IT STOP! We have now lost 2 of the top 5 most bangable old ladies. I saw this last night as Duke was winning the championship and this hit me harder. She was so young, so full of promise, with so many good fucks left in her. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING????

It’s something unpredictable

But in the end it’s right

I hope you had the time of your life.