Put It In The Books! Big Sexy Bartolo Colon Beats The Nats On Opening Day

Remember all that outrage over the Opening Day starter? Remember everyone complaining how “pathetic” it was that Bartolo Colon was repping this team on Game 1? All these complaints about prioritizing ticket sales over winning and all that nonsense?

Well Big Sexy went out there and did what Big Sexy does. 6 IP, 1 ER, 8 Ks. Its his 7th opening day and at the ripe old age of 41 at “265 pounds” wink wink, he took care of business against the supposed best team in baseball.

Mets offense didnt do much but they took advantage of mistakes and road good pitching to a W. Thats what this team is gonna do all year long if they are gonna contend.