Cole Hamels Does Wonders For His Trade Value By Giving Up 4 Home Runs In 5 Innings

Discounted price for an ace!  Get him while he’s hot!  Can’t wait to see what magic beans Amaro gets conned into exchanging for Hamels now.

Historically Cole has done dick in April churning out an un-Hamels-like 14-15 record with a 4.05 ERA, but still.  Giving up 4 dingers in 5 innings isn’t a good look for anyone.  Especially when your team’s batting order blows so much chunks if you give up anything more than 2 runs you can call it a game.

#InChipWeTrust.  Seriously.  The Eagles are literally the only thing I have left in my life to hold onto, sports or not.  Chip, my soul is in your hands.

PS – Dear Lord, why must you smite thee?