The 2015 Red Sox Season Is Going Exactly As Planned (Lots Of Home Runs And Dancing In The Dugout)

Welp, that’s about exactly as we planned things. Dingers all over the joint. And these are from the two guys we least expected it from in the top 6. Pedey’s back, Mookie’s brought the spring with him (remember when the Phillies wanted him as a piece in a Hamels deal? Lololol). Everything is going perfectly. How’s the only possible flaw, the pitching staff, doing? Glad you asked. Confident Cowboy Clay is cruising with a no hitter. Tevs. Might as well just fast forward to the World Series.

Now let’s dance because we’re the best baseball team ever and also best friends!