Today's Opening Day Mets Lineup vs. The Real Life Mets Lineup

Mets Opening Day Lineup:

Now, lets forget about the fact that Terry Collins legit basically put 1 through 6 almost completely backwards. I understand the notion of getting your best players the most ABs and I know you gotta go lefty/righty and shit but this lineup is just completely bizarre.

But lets put that aside and look at the Mets real life lineup today:

Perfect. Black Jason Bay, David Wright Sr, I’mNotWithGays and Not A Real SS were all laugh out loud funny. Thats the perfect description top to bottom of this Mets lineup. And spare me all the nonsense about me being a negative Mets fan and all that shit. Doesnt matter how big of a fan you are, if you can’t laugh at this batting order you have a shitty sense of humor.