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I Don't Know Why, But These Two Folks Kidnapped a Guy, Held a Gun To His Head, And Made Him Masturbate

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911 - According to SPD Detective Kevin Bush, 28-year old Amanda Lynn Wells of Sevier County and 53-year old Lawrence H. Bond of Morristown both have active warrants charging them with aggravated robbery and especially aggravated kidnapping. (PHOTOS ATTACHED.) Mr. Bond also has an ACTIVE WARRANT FOR AGGRAVATED SEXUAL BATTERY. The warrants all stem from an incident in early March 2015 wherein the two suspects allegedly kidnapped a 26-year old man in an attempt to steal money from him. During the incident, Mr. Bond reportedly held a gun to the victim’s head and threatened to kill him. The aggravated sexual battery charge for Mr. Bond accuses him of holding a gun to the victim’s head and ordering him to masturbate.


That’s aggressive, man. How are you going to make a guy get hard on the spot like that and just start masturbating. There’s a lot of things you can do with a gun to your head that you previously wouldn’t think was possible. I’m fairly sure I could climb Mount Everest if I had to. But jerking off? Making any grown man do that under pressure, no laptop in sight might be the cruelest thing I’ve ever heard. Might as well save the effort and embarrassment and just pull the trigger.