Porn Chick Mia Malkova Broke Her Vibrator, Asked Followers To Buy A New One, Then Cuckolded Their Faces Off

Few hours later after the aforementioned Hitachi was already bought off her wish list…

I’m a real big fan of this move to be honest. We all watch porn and I’ll admit I’ve admired Mia Malkova’s work once or twice in the past. But there’s a HUGE difference between enjoying porn or even knowing some of the stars and being the type of guy who’d follow a porn chick for life updates then jump to her defense via an Amazon wishlist purchase the second her vibrating fuck machine peters out. If you’re going to be one of those guys, you not only deserve this kind of wakeup call, you need it. Yes she might be vigorously fucking herself with the Hitachi you bought her, but when she needs the real thing she’s going with the husband who shot perhaps surprisingly tasteful wedding photos with her after committing to each other for the rest of eternity. Sorry fuck boys but thanks for the freebies.
 

PS If you buy this thing off her wishlist it’d be a totally different situation obviously, that’s when she goes “You know what, this guy really cares. I will make love to him by the fire and allow him to play me Air Supply to seduce me beforehand.”

Show me one guy who hasn’t gotten fucked after buying a porn star a Juice Couture crystal studded watch over Twitter. You can’t.

(h/t Uproxx)