Joe Exotic Has Written A Doozy Of A Letter To His Fans In Which He Says He'll Be Dead In 2-3 Months

Definitely go read the 3 page document obtained by TMZ, but here are a couple key excerpts from Joe Exotic's letter to his fans. And I don't think I've ever used this word in neither my spoken nor my written career to this point, but my goodness, this letter was a DOOZY.

The pandemic is over and I ask you to ask President Trump to keep his word and look into making this wrong a right and grant me a miricle

Wow. Before we get any further with the Tiger King, how about sneaking in this huge piece of breaking news?? The pandemic is over! Coronavirus is officially a thing of the past. Credit to Joe Exotic from a federal prison in Fort Worth for being the first to report it. 

Anyways, back to more important things, Joe is imploring that Donald Trump keep his word and look into granting him a "miricle". Let me say that I'm not shocked one bit that Joe cannot spell miracle, but I also wouldn't be shocked if Donald Trump finds time in the midst of this country's rather busy schedule right now to look a little bit more into pardoning Joe. Nothing will surprise me in this world anymore. Not after living through 5 months of 2020.

As most people know, I was born with CVID not COVID-19 and hemoglobin anemia required blood infusions every 4 weeks. I have not had one since end of January, I am [losing] weight, sores won’t heal, I’ll be dead in 2-3 months.

I personaly love the use of "as most people know" with something that very few people know. But another bombshell here nonetheless. Dead within 2-3 months? That's quite the proclamation from a non medical expert. Live look at the tigers from his zoo upon hearing this news:

The country has came apart over bad cops and crooked justice, don't forget I have the proof the U.S. attorneys and agents lied under oath with all their witnesses and we the people have to put a stop to it, they abuse people in jail and prison because they can

Even from prison, Joe Exotic still has his finger on the pulse of the American people, which is why he was oh so close to winning the Libertarian primary for Governor of Oklahoma back in 2018. He knows the world is protesting. He knows police brutality is the hot topic in the streets of literally every city in America and worldwide right now. But alas, like always, Joe makes it about himself.

"You guys are now seeing what I've been saying. These cops are bad!!! The justice system is crooked!!!!" -- is he comparing his imprisonment for two counts of murder for hire, 17 counts of animal abuse, and killing at least 5 tigers to the killing of unarmed African Americans by police officers…..? Kings stay Kings, Joe.

I don't even know if I'm married anymore, seems everyone is so busy making money and being famous I don't get even a letter from Dillion, everyone sends pictures of him having fun and all but as a person screaming for help I am asking you to stop, please stop sending me pictures of him having a party

Womp womp wompppppp. Someone has become obsessed with their fame? You deserve better, Joe!

And I'm sure this plea will work, too. This is like when Big Cat says please everyone, do not tweet at so and so and mention . (Thousands of tweets start to fly). But for real guys, the Tiger King is begging you. Please do NOT send him any more pictures of Dillon. Please. Yeah, okay Joe. You're about to get hundreds if not thousands of photos next week. But then again, maybe that's what he wants? Big Brain move if true.

Cardi "B" - Kim "K", please ladies I've done nothing wrong. But act a fool to protect my zoo from arson and people hurting my animals. Hear my scream for help. I love you all. Joe Exotic.

Probably my favorite part of the whole letter. Ending it with a bang. A plea to the two most powerful people in today's society….Cardi "B" and Kim "K". Can you imagine, in the midst of probably the most intense of times in this country for quite some time, Kim Kardashian calling for a sitdown with Donald Trump to discuss the pardon of Joe Exotic. This dude is off his rocker. But as always, he's an absolute content machine.