From homeless, to Barstool HQ, and somewhat back to homeless again, all of my hard work has finally paid off. I've never been a big spender, but working at this great company for almost 2 years made me realize I'm only 23 once. And that thought made me splurge on what may be my biggest purchase yet, my very own Tesla!
And by that, I mean it's actually one of my best friend's from high school's Tesla. But hey, maybe if Dave and Elon Musk end up winning the 2024 election, then everyone at Barstool might get their own Tesla! In conclusion:
Tesla: Not mine.
Shades: My friends' girlfriends.
Knock Off OVO Sweatshirt: Amazon
Haircut: As authentic as it gets.