Braves OF Marcell Ozuna Injured After Wife Hit Him With Soap Dish

What the hell?

If that's not the most on-brand injury for a top free agent signed by an Atlanta team then I don't know what is. I guess the only silver lining at all is that it doesn't really matter from a baseball perspective since it doesn't seem like there will be a 2020 MLB season anyway and Ozuna is on a one-year deal.

Were this to have happened during the season, it would actually be the second-most ridiculous Braves injury of the last few years, behind Erick Aybar getting a chicken bone stuck in his throat during a road trip in 2016.

In all seriousness, though, I hope Ozuna is doing ok and can get back to getting ready on the off-chance the players and owners ever come to an agreement to give us baseball this year.