It's Ok To Get Irrationally Angry At These British People Who Have Won the Lottery Twice

Big Story - A couple from northern England has defied the odds — again — by winning a million pounds ($1.5 million) in the lottery for a second time. David and Kathleen Long won the money — and a car — in the EuroMillions Mega Friday Draw, having already scooped up 1 million pounds in 2013. Lottery operator Camelot said Wednesday the couple beat odds of 283-billion-to-1. David Long says he played his usual numbers and watched in amazement as they came up. His wife, Kathleen, had to verify them. Since then, it’s all been a blur. The retired truck driver says the win means he’ll probably take his wife on a cruise — as he’s run out of excuses not to go now. A party is also planned.

Hey David and Kathleen Long FUCKKK YOUUUUUUU. All happy n shit with your jumbo checks and beating the 283 billion-to-1 odds. Go fuck yourselves. Nobody besides me deserves to win the lottery once, nevermind twice. I have so much hate for them right now. All hungover on a Friday, scraping the bottom of the barrel for blog material, meanwhile these idiots in Europe are galavanting around winning the lottery every other day. And all you reading this, rather you’re in your cube dying a slow monkey death or a student who is about to go back to school and suffer through bullshit classes after you just went nuts at Spring Break, channel all your hate into these fuckers.

PS: I do like the husband  here who after they won the first lottery he still refused to take his woman on a cruise. Now that he’s won it again he says he’ll “probably” take her on one because he can’t make anymore excuses. He just wants to chill at the house and do nothing, she is being a typical woman and making requests for lavish vacations.