This Yo-Yoing Rollerblader Is The Coolest Son Of A Bitch I've Ever Seen

Holy shit. That was....that was fucking epic. Are you kidding me, dude????

What a beast. What an alpha. This man just oozes sex and there ain't shit you can do about it. 

Some guys can skate like they were born on wheels. Some dudes can Yo-Yo like a goddamn spider weaving a web. But nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can do both of them together like this sick bastard can. Christ. It's intimidating how rad this man is. Like I almost feel guilty watching this video because I know I'm not worthy. Are there any laws about getting adopted by someone who is probably the same age as you? Because I want this dude to be my dad. Not in the sex way. Just to clear that up. 

@JordieBarstool