Mike Napoli Hit A Home Run Last Night That May Or May Not Have Landed By Now

Does the Mars Rover have the capabilities of picking that thing up and sending it back here? Holy Toledo. I was excited for the Sox lineup this season back when I was expecting Nap to give us a season comparable to last year. Now that he’s hit a REM cycle at some point in the last 20 years the Sox are going to make Murderer’s Row look like a bunch of goddamn pussies. I mean we joked about scoring 10,000 runs a game but I’m not so sure it’s a joke anymore. Heart of this lineup is all about secret Cuban workouts, GNC supplements purchased across the street from a Dunkin Donuts, and sleep. Add all those together and you don’t even need steroids to mash balls into another solar system.