If You Agree To Be A "Man Of Honor" In A Girl-Friend's Wedding, You Need To Reevaluate Your Whole Life - KFC Radio Episode 111

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I know its 2015. I know we’re a progressive society. Gender roles are flip flopped and all mixed up nowadays. But make no mistake, if you’re a dude and you’re a bridesmaid to a chick, you need an entire new life. Just scrap the whole thing, get a new identity, and start over. When I listened to the voicemail about being a “Man of Honor” I almost thought I was being pranked. Didnt think that was a real thing. Lo and behold I see Stoolies all over twitter talking about being a Male MoH:

Madness! Complete madness! You gotta be ridiculous to ask this for your wedding, you gotta be ridiculous to accept, you gotta be ridiculous to allow this if you’re the groom. Just ridiculous all around.

First of all if you’re like a grown adult man and you still have a best girl-friend to this extent you’ve fucked up. You’re just a social misfit. I’m not gonna be a tough guy and say you cant have female friends I’m just saying you were probably like Sam climbing in Clarissa’s window in Clarissa Explains it all. You need to go get some real friends and not be BFFs with a chick, dude. The fact that you let it get this far is on you.

Secondly if you’re a chick and you ask for this you must be an complete and total bitch. The fact that you dont have one chick in your life who deserves this title means you are an abominable human to be around and every chick hates your guts. Not only that, but the fact that you would ask a dude and potentially subject him to that embarrassment is just terribly inconsiderate. Its just like a giant neon flashing sign over your head saying “I’M A CASTRATED EUNUCH IN THE FRIEND ZONE”  These girls sum it up best:

And thirdly as a groom how do you allow that to happen? Either that dude has at some point banged your soon to be wife, or at least dreamed about it every single night of his life. And hes gonna stand up there on the altar with you? For sure not.

If you got a brother or a cousin or a best friend dude who matters that much, make him be a groomsman with all the other guys involved. Just have a normal fucking wedding. You’re gonna spend like $100,000 on an extravagant party and the only thing anyone will ever talk about from that night is how that pussy boy Man of Honor was up there with all the ladies. Dont do that because you wanted your best buddy next to you matching your dress.

PS – Obviously if its a gay wedding all this is out the window. You gays can mix and match all you want.