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The Charleston RiverDogs Are Holding "Disco Demolition 2: You Better Belieb It" And Blowing Up Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus CDs And Merchandise

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LA TIMES - It has been 35 years since the Chicago White Sox held “Disco Demolition Night” at Comiskey Park, when fans were asked to bring their disco record to be destroyed in an on-field explosion between games of a doubleheader between the White Sox and Detroit Tigers. After the destruction, thousands of fans stormed the field and remained there, forcing the White Sox to forfeit Game 2 of the doubleheader. Now, the minor-league Charleston RiverDogs in Charleston, S.C., will try to recapture the magic with “Disco Demolition 2: You Better Belieb It.” The event, to be held on Saturday, will feature the destruction of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus music and paraphernalia. The RiverDogs will play the Augusta GreenJackets, and the destruction will take place after the game, so there will be no Game 2 to forfeit. “Like so many, we have taken special exception to Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus’s music along with his numerous run-ins with the law and her controversial performances,” RiverDogs General Manager Dave Echols said in a news release. “‘Disco Demolition 2′ is dedicated to the eradication of their dread musical disease, like the original Disco Demolition attempted to do. We are going to take Bieber and Cyrus’s merchandise and memorabilia, put it in a giant box, and blow it to smithereens. It is all in good fun, and we guarantee there won’t be a forfeit of a game.” Fans who bring Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus items to the game will receive a $1 ticket. And let’s hope that fans of Bieber and Cyrus will receive free tissues to dry their eyes after witnessing the destruction, which probably will take place after their bedtimes.

 

The thing that is fucked up about this is that they are grouping Miley’s music in with Justin’s. Justin Beeber is on a whole different level of fuckboy that Miley could shave her head, become a vegan, and join crossfit and she still wouldn’t even approach his territory. That’s the problem I have with this. Party in the USA is a certified smash hit. There’s no denying that. When that song comes on people start flipping over tables and having a grad ol’ time. And at least we get to see some Miley side boob every so often. With Beeber, besides wanting to hang out with him so he’ll give you a car and some money and some sloppy seconds, there’s nothing really redeemable about him. If Miley grows her hair and stops with this whole “I’m so edgy look how different I can be” bit, she’d be zooming up the power rankings again.

 

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