Dog Lying Down With Her Drug Dealer Owner During A Bust Is Such A Good Girl (Who Probably Has A Good Deal On An 8-Ball)

Globo – In a joint operation of the civil police and military, in Florianópolis, the agents caught him an unusual scene. A dog lay next to the suspects and “imitated” the men who were being searched. The action took place on Thursday (2), in Papaquara community in the neighborhood Vargem Grande, north of the island of Santa Catarina.

According to Deic about 1.5 pounds of marijuana, and a precision scale, cocaine, a restricted-caliber pistol, ammunition and chargers were seized.

The image was recorded at about 13:30 during the operation coordinated by the State Board of Criminal Investigations (Deic), which had the support of the Coordinator of Special Police Operations (Cope) and the Military Police. According to the PM, when the lay suspects to be searched, the dog joined voluntarily to detainees.

That’s what I’m talking about, a true ride or die bitch. And a smart dog at that, might have even flushed a few pounds of blow before the cops got on the scene. Police are always shooting innocent dogs during these drug busts because they “might be dangerous” so going belly up was not only the most adorable move but the correct one as well. I don’t even think these guys should get jail time after that performance, the dog training skills are just too great to leave rotting away in prison. This dog owner could move to the states and come for that Cesar Milan money in a heartbeat. If you can teach a dog to stop snitching and roll over when the cops come, you can definitely teach some white trash lady to stop getting her face fucked by her beagle because it thinks it’s the alpha in the house.

Meanwhile my older dog Penny looks the part but I’ve got no faith in her being down for the cause if the cops ever find out about the wealth of drugs, guns, and Liam Neeson’s daughters in my closet:

Basically the dog version of Anne Hathaway in Havoc but with much less compelling nude scenes. Probably my fault for not teaching her “Don’t talk about it, be about it” as a command.

PS the Brazilian dog is a chick right? If that’s a boy dog that’s an AWFUL dog dick, a red Roman candle at best.