Judge Orders That Carole Fucking Baskins Takes Ownership of Joe Exotic‘s Former Zoo

OKLAHOMA CITY (CN) — A federal judge granted Carole Baskin’s Big Cat Rescue control Monday of imprisoned reality TV star Joe Exotic’s former zoo properties in Oklahoma, finding they were fraudulently transferred to avoid paying her under a $1 million trademark judgment.

U.S. District Judge Scott L. Palk in Oklahoma City ruled the Tampa-based Big Cat Rescue “has sufficiently traced funds to allow for the imposition of a constructive trust” under state law regarding the 16.4-acre Wynnewood property formerly owned by Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage aka Exotic .

“Big Cat Rescue’s constructive trust and equitable lien in and to the buildings shall survive any physical or title transfer of the building and shall follow any proceeds, except as to a good faith purchased for value,” the 11-page order states.

what a crazy news dump on a crazy day. You know what Oklahoma was thinking here. “We’ll slip this one by the ole Chapster because he said he was gonna look at a dick or something weird in his last blog.”

Not so fast, Oklahoma. I’m still up. I’m not zonked. I’ve got my nose to grindstone and not to nose beers.

smh Carole. Your day is coming, toots. Tots? Tuts? Toots is right. Huh. I thought that was like a nice way to say you farted. Is toots and toots a homophone? Unreal. I guess it is. Good work, everybody.