John Calipari Is So Scared To Respond To Me On Twitter That I Think Kentucky May Not Even Show Up On Saturday

What a fucking pussy. All week I’ve been calling Coach Cal out. All week I’ve been letting him know that Saturday is the day. And what have I gotten in response? Nothing, zilch, nada. I don’t want to accuse the man of being scared but there really is no other explanation here. Coach Cal is scared. Probably going to take one look at me on Saturday, say to himself “oh that’s the guy from the internet that chugged that red gatorade in my face, he’s a badass” then immediately exit stage left. Yup, that’s exactly how it’s going to go down. I’ve got Coach Calipari in my back pocket. See everyone Monday night for the championship game.

Hear about Coach Cal? Died, Dysentery.