Little Girl Explains To Her Father Why Kim Kardashian Is Trash

Hey babe thanks for the words of wisdom. Just dont be surprised when you head off to high school and none of the boys have crushes on you. Its 2015, girl. You wanna be popular? You wanna get ahead in life? You wanna make money? You want boys to like you? You’re gonna have to show your parts. If you’re ugly, fix it with surgery. Once youre hot, show your parts. Pretty simple formula for success in this era. Barack Obama aint making that illegal anytime soon, sweetheart.

So its your choice. Hate on Kim K and her business model and grow into an old spinster living alone with 30 cats, or show your parts. I can guarantee Kim Kardashian is happy with hers.