Marcin Gortat Is a Big Fan Of The Kris Humphries Signing And It Has Nothing To Do With Basketball

Gotta love the enthusiasm. It’s not racist, it’s just when you’re in the minority, you stick together with your people. It’s science. It’s like why fat people are friends with other fat people. Something about covalent bonding or something. White people stick with white people in the NBA. So of course Gortat is going to be excited about bringing in Humphries. Makes him feel more at home. Just don’t tell him that Humphries is both. Need him to keep that enthusiasm up.

By the way, Gortat is great on Twitter.

PS: Drew Gooden just resigned too. He went to Kansas. So there’s the other 50%.