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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>God Bless Lindsay Marie Brewer</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","61"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","13231"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["instagram","Barstool Chicago","Barstool Sports","call of duty","lindsay marie brewer"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["god","god bless lindsay marie brewer | barstool sports","lindsay","morning dump","heart","perfect distraction","offer","shitty midrise apartment","internet blogger","potato sack girl","secluded island"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17","IAB17-2"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["545","483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["483","545"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.12"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.62"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.25"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"13231",category:"Chicago",tags:["instagram","Barstool Chicago","Barstool Sports","call of duty","lindsay marie brewer"],brandName:"Barstool Chicago",brandId:61,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/kxXaZhK?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CA0r-QQBt3z/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>Was taking my morning dump this morning and I stumbled upon Lindsay. God bless her heart, as she's a perfect distraction, even if momentarily, from what's going on around us. Just a potato sack girl like you read about, all I want to do marry her and move away to a secluded island. Is that too much to ask? </p><p>Probably because I'm a 5'7" Internet blogger that lives in a shitty midrise apartment. Can't win em all. That said, the offer is on the table Lindsay:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Y0PzCvD" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CArVV8BhxuL/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/4O8VBmZ" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CAb1PvmBnIk/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><div 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style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/X6GrXGo" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-fqhZBfDA/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>oh and since I have your attention, General Smitty, Balls and I are about to embark on a massacre of the fictional Soviet city of Verdansk on the www.barstoolsports.com Twitch channel. You can follow along here:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1GSnFa7?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/638258860?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>God bless us, everyone!  </p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/kxXaZhK?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CA0r-QQBt3z/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>Was taking my morning dump this morning and I stumbled upon Lindsay. God bless her heart, as she's a perfect distraction, even if momentarily, from what's going on around us. Just a potato sack girl like you read about, all I want to do marry her and move away to a secluded island. Is that too much to ask? </p><p>Probably because I'm a 5'7" Internet blogger that lives in a shitty midrise apartment. Can't win em all. That said, the offer is on the table Lindsay:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Y0PzCvD" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CArVV8BhxuL/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/4O8VBmZ" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CAb1PvmBnIk/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><div 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style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/X6GrXGo" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-fqhZBfDA/?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>oh and since I have your attention, General Smitty, Balls and I are about to embark on a massacre of the fictional Soviet city of Verdansk on the www.barstoolsports.com Twitch channel. You can follow along here:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1GSnFa7?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/638258860?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_13231_61_god-bless-lindsay-marie-brewer"></a></div></div></div><p>God bless us, everyone!  </p>

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