Former WWE Superstar Kelly Kelly Is Getting Married :(

Late last year it was Torrie Wilson:

And now Kelly Kelly is gone. 

12-year old me is so disappointed. He doesn't even know what to say. The two WWE Divas who had his heart. Who were a part of his dreams. Who were a part of his maturation process wink wink. They have both have found true love and it wasn't with me. 

By the way, Kelly Kelly still has her fastball. Props to Joe Coba, her soon to be husband. I always thought she'd end up with Cena, but that was my 11-year-old brain.