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Russian Junior Hockey Team Wins Playoff Series, Break Out Hottest Celly To Date

Puck Daddy – Lokomotiv’s junior side in Russia’s MHL won the fifth and deciding game of their playoff series on Wednesday against Almaz 6-2. After the final buzzer, MHC Loko participated in the traditional post-game handshakes, then lined up at center ice for their own version of human dominoes..

There are 2 things that Russians are probably the best at in hockey; scoring goals and celebrating like a real bunch of dickheads. I’m almost surprised that they waited until after the game to break this one out. They stuffed home 6 in this game, you’d have to imagine that after 4 or 5 they would consider taking whatever penalty they get for playing a quick round of human dominoes mid-game. MHC Loko is the best argument against all those jackwagons who love to say shit like “act like you’ve been there before”. Because you just can’t cage this level of turn up. It’s a thing of beauty, really. Now I haven’t been keeping up with the MHL as much as I’d like to be, so I don’t know what MHC Loko’s chances are of taking down Chaika Nizhny Novgorod in the semis. But if they don’t march on to the championship and win whatever the hell the MHL plays for, it’ll be a huge disappointment to the entire world.