Longboarder Gets Taken Out By A Deer And The Deer Does A 1080

Here’s something you learn if you’ve ever lived in a college town for more than 3 weeks: Longboarding is dangerous.  I can’t tell you how many times I saw a hippy-looking dude with long hair and a tight-fititng t-shirt biff it in the middle of the street on a longboard.  Happens all the time.  I get it.  Longboards look super cool and, if you get good enough at it, you can take it any where everywhere.  Chicks dig it.  But a life rule that I’ve lived by for awhile now is never get on anything with wheels that can tripped up by a crack in the pavement. Car?  Good to go.  Motorcycle?  That’s fine.  Bike? Ehhhhh we’re getting closer to a no.  Longboards and skateboards?  Fuck that.  That’s scraped up knees and elbows waiting to happen.  Oh, and try and avoid deers when you’re on a longboard too.  Because if you don’t, you’re gonna eat a face full of asphalt and turn a deer into Tony Hawk at the X Games.

h/t connor