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A Tradition Unlike Any Other: Muting Chris Berman And Watching The Home Run Derby

 

Just a friendly neighborhood reminder the home run derby is tonight and Chris Berman will be there doing his absolute best to annoy anyone with ears and/or a brain. Sweating profusely and sounding like a 500 pound woman sat on a cat, Berman will do his best to further ruin the 3 hour batting practice.

Also, it’s a shame they haven’t been back to Camden Yards since 1993. If only the Derby was there when everyone was juicing, every window in the warehouse would have been cracked.
 

 

PS: Juan Gonzalez is the forgotten hero of the 90s.

 

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Sweet mullet, perfect stache, and those guns? To put it in espanol, au naturale.