[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
You guessed it!!! It's the HAIR up THERE!!!
Oh Hilde you silly Aussie you! Of COURSE everyone is looking at those goldielocks! Nobody can possibly be focused on anything else anyway, anyhow! Good on Hilde for bringing out the bright side of life, during a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with great HAIR up there! Even DOWN UNDER!!! Go Hilde Go!
HILDE BREAK: Go check on Fortnigt Boy for me and let him know to take it easy! I'm doing his job getting all the PAGEVIEWS in the world for him!!!
NOW LET'S GET BACK DOWN UNDER:
Go Hilde Go! Go Hilde Go! Go Hilde Go!