Female Students Protesting Billboard About Women In the Kitchen

NEWTONVILLE, N.Y. (NEWS10) – Some local students gathered in Newtonville on Tuesday to protest a billboard featuring a kitchen they claim to be sexist. The billboard was posted by Teakwood Builders Inc. It features a kitchen with the text “Your wife wants me” printed on the sign. The billboard is located between Siena College and Newton Plaza on Route 9. Some Siena students found the billboard to be sexist and offensive, so they gathered under the billboard in protest on Tuesday afternoon. They held signs that read ‘I prefer an office,’ ‘Men can make their own sandwiches,’ ‘Women left the kitchen decades ago,’ and ‘I can buy my own kitchen.’ Siena student Delaney Rivers said in an e-mail “[The billboard] implies that men are the primary financial supporters of women and that women are materialistic and portrayed as having no other value outside of the kitchen. This is especially egregious towards students at our institution as many of us are working towards financial independence in hopes to have successful careers and equality in our relationships.”

Well here’s a collection of young girls who one day are gonna make some poor guys miserable bastards for the rest of their lives. Standing on the side of the goddam road complaining about a billboard. I mean God bless the suckers that get duped into settling down with these chicks.

Listen girls not everything is sexism. Not everything is an offensive stereotype. Girls care way more about nice kitchens than guys. Thats not prejudice or discrimination. Thats just a fact. Sure, there are some dudes who like to rattle the pots and pans who would love stainless steal appliances and a big oven and a nice island to work with. But the fact of the matter is most guys care about a fridge and a microwave and thats about it. And the only reason they care about getting a fancy kitchen is because their wife wants one and wont shut the fuck up until she gets one. Most girls want all the bells and whistles in their kitchen and that doesnt make them a good-for-nothing baby making, sandwich making machine. Its possible to have an office and a job and all that other shit from your dumb protest signs and still want a really nice kitchen. So a billboard appealing to men who have wives who want a new kitchen doesnt imply that all women are professional failures who do nothing but cook and clean. It just mean chicks like kitchens, and its a sign trying to convince men to spend money on something they ordinarily wouldnt care about.

Now would all of you put down those signs, get off the side of the road, and get in the kitchen and fix me a sandwich?