Two Party Bros Arrested For Doing Heroin In a Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom

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CBS – Two men were arrested for smoking heroin in the bathroom of an Orange County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, police said Friday. Officers were dispatched around 7 p.m. Tuesday to the restaurant and play center, located in the 2300 block of Harbor Boulevard in Costa Mesa. After the arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese, police found Collin Zborowski, 28, and 27-year-old Daniel Lubach together inside a stall in the men’s bathroom. “Both males were observed in the process of smoking heroin,” Lt. Greg Scott said. Zborowski and Lubach were arrested and officers confiscated drug paraphernalia and a small amount of heroin. “Officers were unable to establish if either subject had attempted to sell narcotics to others at the restaurant fun center,” Lt. Scott said. Neither suspect had children with them. Lubach was booked at the Costa Mesa jail on a misdemeanor charge of being under the influence of a controlled substance. He was later released on a written promise to appear in court. Zborowski was booked at the Orange County Jail in Santa Ana on felony possession of a controlled substance and two misdemeanor drug offenses. He is free on $20,000 bail.


I’m fairly, 100% sure the only reason Chuck E. Cheese is still open is because it’s part of a huge drug cartel. It’s all you hear about Chuck E. Cheese now. Drugs. Needles in the ball pits. Weed in the pizza. Heroin in the bathroom stalls. It’s the real life version of Los Pollos Hermanos from Breaking Bad, and Charles Cheese is the Gus Fring. Like, how else can you even explain that place still being open? There are literally millions, probably even thousands of places kids would rather go. I don’t even remember the last time I drove by a Chuck E. Cheese, but apparently they are out there. Just allowing drugs to get passed through. I’m not saying I just did the FBI’s work for them, but I just did the FBI’s work for them.

PS: 100 times better than Chuck E Cheese was the DZ Discovery Zone. Place was a god damn maze. I’m positive kids got lost and died in there. Others gave up on trying to find their way out and just started their own societies. Lord of the Flies style. And then even if you did find your way out, your were 50/50 on getting your finger chopped off by that rolly slide thing. I don’t even know how else to explain it, but if you went there, you know. The rolly slide was the most fun you could have while being scared out of your mind of losing your pinky.