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We Say Goodbye To The World Cup With One Last "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy!"

 

Apparently they kept playing soccer after America lost in the World Cup and the Germans won the dumbest looking trophy in all of sports. Seriously World Cup, your trophy stinks on ice. But regardless, Germany and their little wienerschnitzels scored, Argentina are a bunch of idiots and didn’t, and now soccer has disappeared for the next 4 years. POOF! Into thin air, there goes America’s interest in soccer. One second soccer is everywhere, next second it’s like the 2% in The Leftovers. Nowhere to be seen. No soccer in the backseat of the car, no soccer in the bedroom, no soccer anywhere. So long, friend. It’s been a pleasure, old sport. And now perhaps “Fuck her right in the pussy” is departing with it. Maybe it’s not a bad thing either. There’s nothing worse than a perfect trend ruined. Maybe “Fuck her right in the pussy” should go out on top like John Elway after winning the Superbowl or Michael Jordan wearing a Wizards jersey. If you love something, let it go, let it go. And then in 4 years, “fuck her right in the pussy!” will come roaring back just like soccer. And then we’ll learn all the new players names, we’ll buy new outrageous USA shirts from Walmart, and we’ll scream FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY! into every open mic possible. And it will be glorious. See you in 4 years.

 

 

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